Many people think the best part of the Cold War between the USA and Russia being over is that we’re not going to be obliterated by atomic bombs. We concur that it’s pretty cool we’re not going to burn up in a firestorm, but what gets us really psyched about better relations with Russia is all of their porn stars we now have access to. There’s something magical about these Ruskie stunners – maybe it’s their unique beauty, but it’s probably mostly their willingness to do absolutely...